Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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