we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm getting married
To pizza
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
