this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Life without a bra equals bliss.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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