You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
only you would photoshop your dick
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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