So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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