I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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