Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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