I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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