you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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