I hope mine doesn't look like that
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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