She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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