So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm at about main and main street
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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