Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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