Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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