Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm always down for nudity.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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