Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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