When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Randomize
