i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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