I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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