watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't deserve a penis
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
