We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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