I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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