I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
