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Wipe that smile off your face.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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