If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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