Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Holy shit dude........stairs
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