idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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