you guys were way drunker than both of me
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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