i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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