they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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