i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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