he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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