What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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