I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Be still, my beating vagina.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Randomize
