some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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