It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
