Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
did i walk over a car last night?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
