Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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