Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize