I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
