I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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