i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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