belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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