i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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