I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
