is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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