what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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