help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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