talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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