question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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