in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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