on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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