mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
