help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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