Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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