my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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