Sponge bath it is.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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