my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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