Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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