she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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