He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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