Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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