I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Alive.
So much puke
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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